skyewheatley:

…….

aishamckinnon:

"you guys see everything don’t you" no we dont. we literally dont see anything. apparently there was a point in time where david was flying across the backyard in a harness. what the fuck. when  did that hapepn

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

(Source: cineraria)

australiansanta:

thegeeknd:

australiansanta:

oh my god I just remembered when I got home last night my brother got home like just after me and he was also drunk and he made me dippy eggs and soldiers it was the best

He made what

dippy eggs and soldiers

(Source: taggedrne)

silly-puppy:

an underrated moment

sneakyfairy:

i hate how smoking is only attractive in theory like u see a picture of someone smoking and ur like damn but when ur actually in a room with someone smoking its like no im leaving

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

chastitymodesty:

YES. This guy totally read my mind about how I felt about her statement. 

artificialhusband:

my mom announced at dinner that she’s famous on the internet because she has 3 followers on pinterest and doesn’t even know one of them in real life 

theworld-onherhips:

ass-magic:

I want to be an abortion supporter that gets to go to planned parenthood and yells at all the pro life people to get a life

We want everyone to get a life. That’s kind of the point.