microwavablemeals:

do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them

(Source: tittifers)

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

image

(Source: guy)

(Source: memewhore)

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

(Source: shalrath)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

coluring:

Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck

(Source: coluring)

sicutcervus:

starksmash:

mamakarkat:



cronkri:



karkat—vantass:



chulacabra:



allstarbatmanny:



My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.



running w/ scissors



the ingredients though










serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl


Calories: LotsCalories from Sugar: ALL

sicutcervus:

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

image

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

Calories: Lots
Calories from Sugar: ALL

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

rebeccacrane:

you know what’s cool

when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before