i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
basically me at school everyday
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
3am phonecall: “Hey are you asleep?”
“NO I’M FUCKING SKYDIVING”
When someone has a car as their profile picture.
dafuq, are you like a transformer or something.
via sodamnrelatable
Didn’t write yolo on my year 9 naplan, yolo
