"Pole dancing, what a slutty job, I bet they failed at collage or something"

I think what you meant to say was “Holy shit! what a beautiful and graceful display of strength and agility”. 

It depends on how it’s treated, though. I’d love for it to be desexualized like this all of the time.

Mainstream pole dancing is a lotless classy than the above gifs.

Agreed. The sexualization/stripper-ness of mainstream pole dancing I think distracts a lot from the actual appreciation of the strength, skill, and beauty of it.

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do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

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Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful


do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 


Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.



btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 



i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

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textbook: $250

me: chill

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A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.



Turn offs: private instagrams

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

—My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

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all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules