stitchesnstones:

when u don’t do ur homeworkimage

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

thecatholicbear:

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

must have been quite the catch

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

image

(Source: cishetmoved)

philsphancake:

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

People like you should be arrested

philsphancake:

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

People like you should be arrested

dijonayvevo:

"Remember in 6th grade when you-"

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(Source: illkim)

exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

(Source: exactable)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

(Source: usbdongle)

laughhard:


I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.